Sorry, I have been away for so long—I just have been sooooo super busy. I am out gallavanting the weeks away, I tell you. OK, I am a terrible liar and will make concerted effort to not be such a laze-o. One excuse I will gladly use is the defective letter ‘e’ on my keyboard, which is the most maddening fucking thing ever. Do you know how many words have ‘e’ in them? All the good ones. Like ‘excrement’ and ‘eeek!’
Moving on to last night’s VMA’s (which I did not watch past the first 5 minutes, which actually proved sufficient to talk about said VMA’s with the rest of the world), we have here another example of societal excrement (aha!). Now, before I continue I must say that Single Ladies or Gimme a Ring or whatever it is called was actually the best video of the year, if such awards are determined by how often I practiced the choreography in front of my bathroom mirror with door locked. Still, Kanye West, you are a mind-boggling ass. I’m pretty sure Taylor Swift now hates all black people.
What is it with all of these interrupters? First Joe Wilson and now this jackass (oh, how much I love that story thread.) It’s the worst offense, really. Interrupting. The interrupter is the consummate egomaniac, who has decided opinions other than their own should be, at the very least discouraged and ideally, cut off. Interrupters might say that they are simply passionate, which is the tie that binds this week’s interesting pairing: Joe Wilson and Kanye West.
Joe Wilson, (R)  Full Name: Addison Graves Wilson Represents: SC’s 2nd district in the U.S.House of Representatives Modus Interruptus: The shout and hide, most comically employed by middle-aged politicians with a chip on their shoulder. Best Internet Spin-off: http://www.joewilsonisyourpreexistingcondition.com/ Ballsy Factor: Umm, you just interrupted POTUS. In Congress. During a nationally televised speech. 10 out of 10. WINNER!
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Kanye West
Full Name: Kanye Omari West Represents: Umm, he just represents. Modus Interruptus: The “Imma letchu finish” Best Internet spin-off: @timcarvell Patrick Swayze starred in some great movies, but with all due respect,BEYONCE MADE 1 OF THE GREATEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME. Ballsy Factor: Isn’t Taylor Swift 15 or something? 8 out of 10.
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What’s wonderful about these two assholes is the sweet sweet pop culture love they make, and the YouYube babies that result:
What can we learn from all this nastiness? Listen to country and vote Democrat? Hmmm….
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